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Netflix Filled the Burger Void Gravely Missing from Riverdale

Oh my. Netflix really knows its audience. The streaming service company just released a very tongue-in-cheek video promoting the coming of Riverdale, and it features Cole Sprouse eating a burger with a sexy music playing as the backdrop. You can watch the video below.

After reviewing the entire first season for Legion of Leia, I can objectively say that it is a solid show. My one biggest complaint overall is that Jughead Jones (played by Sprouse) did not eat a single goddamn burger. Not one! Evidently, Netflix noticed this too and sought to rectify this grave error.

The result is f*cking amazing. For a solid minute we see Sprouse, a wry character himself, take hungry bites out of a single burger. Passionately masticating while flirting with us through the camera.

Thank you, Netflix. Thank you.

Riverdale will be ready for binge-watching on Netflix this Thursday, May 18, 2017. Riverdale might not be Emmy material, but it’s fun and soapy romp that’s bound to satisfy those guilty pleasure sensors. Seriously. If this weird little video doesn’t pique your interests, then I don’t know what will.

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Christina E. Janke

Christina is the co-host of “Intro to Geek” on Shauncastic and Editor-in-Chief at Agents of Geek. Her love of all things Mass Effect knows no bounds. She also carries an obsession with comic books, video games, and quirky television shows. Her heroes are Tina Fey, Amy Poehler, and Gail Simone. She hopes to be just like them when she grows up.

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