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Movie Review – JUPITER ASCENDING

Jupiter Ascending is a dazzling and sumptuous visual feast for the eyes. It’s a wildly imaginative, unapologetically insane space opera from The Wachowski siblings. It also happens to be a complete mess. Combining the galactic economy-driving royalty aspect of Dune; the glitzy opulence of the costuming and set design of the 1980 Flash Gordon...

Review: Seventh Son

Man, women are the worst. Especially when it’s that time of the month “The Blood Moon.” You know who else is a giant bummer? Minorities.   If only a couple of white dudes would come along and save us from them!   Fuckin’ witches.