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Movie Review – JUPITER ASCENDING

Jupiter Ascending is a dazzling and sumptuous visual feast for the eyes. It’s a wildly imaginative, unapologetically insane space opera from The Wachowski siblings. It also happens to be a complete mess. Combining the galactic economy-driving royalty aspect of Dune; the glitzy opulence of the costuming and set design of the 1980 Flash Gordon...

The Women of DEADPOOL Narrowed Down

As we are under the impression we will be seeing a Ryan Reynolds Deadpool some time in 2016, it’s only fitting that we would need a leading lady. Though in my humble opinion Deapool by himself is enough to handle for one person. Nevertheless six women have been narrowed down and here is who they are: Morena Baccarin, who starred in...

Review: Seventh Son

Man, women are the worst. Especially when it’s that time of the month “The Blood Moon.” You know who else is a giant bummer? Minorities.   If only a couple of white dudes would come along and save us from them!   Fuckin’ witches.

Mel Brooks on board to do Spaceballs 2

Hold on a minute, Mel Brooks says a Spaceballs Sequel is in the making?  Brooks announced on a recent episode of Adam Carolla‘s “Take the Knee” podcast that he is not only still very interested in a sequel to Spaceballs, he wants to start filming in early 2016.  This seems to be perfectly timed, right after the release of Star...